“And I’d be nailing her and she’d be like, “Oh, you’re nailing me! Cool!”

I’m not a big ho-runner.
Yeah. No shit.

Shorter Ross Douthat:

Remember that time when I was about to tap Chunky Reese Witherspoon’s ass but then she said she was on the pill and that made me lose my boner? It turns out it was a Judd Apatow movie.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....