Palin can be controlled – you just disconnect it.

Policy discussion at the White House

Since Barack Pharaoh Sanders didn’t come into power until just this year, he was unable to order the drowning of every newborn Alaskimo child in the tepid waters of the melting polar icecaps a mere year and a half ago. Like a Black Terminator sent from the future he must now personally kill little Trig Palin before he can grow up and lead his ragtag army of teabaggers against the Rise of The Chicago Obamabot-Machines. Unfortunately John McCain unwittingly foiled his plans by selecting Alaska Governor Sarah Connor Heath Bar Palin as his running mate making it harder to just waltz up to Alaska and track the little guy down from a small airplane.

Therefore the wily Kenyan socialist has had to concoct an elaborate trillion dollar health care scheme with schedules and addendums and formularies to be used to arrest lil Trig and bring him before the Demonic Nihilist Board of ACORN Deathmaking LLC

The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s “death panel” so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their “level of productivity in society,” whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.

Health care by definition involves life and death decisions. Human rights and human dignity must be at the center of any health care discussion.

Yeah, right. Tell that to the libertarians. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they will not stop, ever, until they have all the toys. And dope. And porn.

So you should probably take your chances with that colored guy.

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