Desperately seeking  imprisonment
to escape her voice

Dear North Korea-

If you would like to arrest and condemn John Bolton to a bazillion years of hard labor,  we promise that we won’t bother, annoy, or text you late at night with entreaties to set him free. You can have a free pass on this one. No worries. We’ll look the other way. No harm, no foul. We’re cool, bro.

-Love

America ? ? ?