OMFG, we’re gonna need a new catagory and tags for this one… “bestiality” just doesn’t cover it.


A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

And apparently, foreplay stroking a raccoon is even more lethal.

A DAD of two has died after being bitten by a rabid raccoon he tried to stroke at a barbecue.

Vladimir Turskov, 50, was rushed to hospital after the animal sank its teeth into his arm.

Doctors in Moscow tried to save him, but the virus spread to his central nervous system and shut down all his vital organs.

Hmm. Wonder what the results would have been if either of these gentlemen had tried playing “Muskrat Love” first?

Maybe we should ask animal love expert and  GOP GA gubernatorial candidate Neil Horsley his views…




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