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Sarah Palin is Quitting AGAIN — Now It’s Her Marriage!?

Sarah & Todd in happier times

Palin spokes person Meg Stapleton has issued this response on Palin’s facebook

No Truth to Latest Rumors

Today at 1:50pm

Yet again, some so-called journalists have decided to make up a story. There is no truth to the recent “story” (and story is the correct term for this type of fiction) that the Palins are divorcing. The Palins remain married, committed to each other and their family, and have not purchased land in Montana (last week it was reported to be Long Island).

Less than one week ago, Governor Palin asked the media to “quit making things up.” We appreciate that the more professional journalists decided to question this story before repeating it.

Meg Stapleton

Here’s what she was talkin’ about:

Sources in Alaska report that it’s quittin’ time for  Sarah Palin and her macho snow machine wrangler Todd…The Immoral Minority writes that:

After swearing in the new governor, Palin made a quick exit with daughter Piper and son Trigg in tow. She jumped in a Chevy Silverado twin cab driven by her security detail.

Todd Palin followed just seconds behind, and was left struggling to avoid a phalanx of cameras. The problem: His family had already left.

Oh and that’s just the least of it: Sarah has reportedly lost weight and hair. On July 12 the New York Times reported:

Friends worried that she appeared anxious and underweight. Her hair had thinned to the point where she needed emergency help from her hairdresser and close friend, Jessica Steele.

“Honestly, I think all of it just broke her heart,” Ms. Steele said in an interview at her beauty parlor in Wasilla, the Beehive.

Later Steele revised her opinion, spinning the drossy locks into glossy brunette:

I think the combination of traveling and just being down there in the lower 48’’ took its toll, Steele said in what was either a brilliant bit of spin, the simple truth, or an attempt to save the good stuff for a cut-and-tell memoir. “We needed to get her back to shiny.’’

The Immoral Majority continues to dish dirt:

According to my source Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage.

She has purchased land in Montana (I wonder whose donations paid for that?), and may be considering moving herself and the children as far away from Alaska as she can get.

Do you remember all of that talk about her missing wedding ring during the three part going away picnics? Well it turns out that ring now sleeps with the fishes. Apparently in a fit of anger Sarah stripped the ring from her finger and tossed it into a lake. (No I did not think to ask WHICH lake so I cannot confirm if it is Lake Lucille, on which her house is located, or some other lake. I apologize for not getting clarification, but I was a little tired last night and so was my source.)

During the Presidential campaign the National Enquirer had dug up dirt about Sarah Palin and Todd’s friend Brad Hanson being this close. And the family has had a lot of stress and media exposure. Kind of like John and Kate Gosselin, but with fewer kids.

Oh now there’s a love match/reality TV show! John and Sarah…quick call their agents! And give FDL producing credit!

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Sarah Palin is Quitting AGAIN — Now It’s Her Marriage!?

Sarah & Todd in happier times

Palin spokes person Meg Stapleton has issued this response on Palin’s facebook

No Truth to Latest Rumors

Today at 1:50pm

Yet again, some so-called journalists have decided to make up a story. There is no truth to the recent “story” (and story is the correct term for this type of fiction) that the Palins are divorcing. The Palins remain married, committed to each other and their family, and have not purchased land in Montana (last week it was reported to be Long Island).

Less than one week ago, Governor Palin asked the media to “quit making things up.” We appreciate that the more professional journalists decided to question this story before repeating it.

Meg Stapleton

Here’s what she was talkin’ about:

Sources in Alaska report that it’s quittin’ time for  Sarah Palin and her macho snow machine wrangler Todd…The Immoral Minority writes that:

After swearing in the new governor, Palin made a quick exit with daughter Piper and son Trigg in tow. She jumped in a Chevy Silverado twin cab driven by her security detail.

Todd Palin followed just seconds behind, and was left struggling to avoid a phalanx of cameras. The problem: His family had already left.

Oh and that’s just the least of it: Sarah has reportedly lost weight and hair. On July 12 the New York Times reported:

Friends worried that she appeared anxious and underweight. Her hair had thinned to the point where she needed emergency help from her hairdresser and close friend, Jessica Steele.

“Honestly, I think all of it just broke her heart,” Ms. Steele said in an interview at her beauty parlor in Wasilla, the Beehive.

Later Steele revised her opinion, spinning the drossy locks into glossy brunette:

I think the combination of traveling and just being down there in the lower 48’’ took its toll, Steele said in what was either a brilliant bit of spin, the simple truth, or an attempt to save the good stuff for a cut-and-tell memoir. “We needed to get her back to shiny.’’

The Immoral Majority continues to dish dirt:

According to my source Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage.

She has purchased land in Montana (I wonder whose donations paid for that?), and may be considering moving herself and the children as far away from Alaska as she can get.

Do you remember all of that talk about her missing wedding ring during the three part going away picnics? Well it turns out that ring now sleeps with the fishes. Apparently in a fit of anger Sarah stripped the ring from her finger and tossed it into a lake. (No I did not think to ask WHICH lake so I cannot confirm if it is Lake Lucille, on which her house is located, or some other lake. I apologize for not getting clarification, but I was a little tired last night and so was my source.)

During the Presidential campaign the National Enquirer had dug up dirt about Sarah Palin and Todd’s friend Brad Hanson being this close. And the family has had a lot of stress and media exposure. Kind of like John and Kate Gosselin, but with fewer kids.

Oh now there’s a love match/reality TV show! John and Sarah…quick call their agents! And give FDL producing credit!

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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