I am big, it’s Alaska that got small
My favorite line from the latest million mile an hour speech by the Resignator was the one where she told people to be careful about accepting "government largess" (looks like she got out a thesaurus for once).
This from governor who doled out checks of literally thousands to each Alaskan resident (each man, woman and child) in her few years of office.
Not to mention Alaska takes far more money from the Federal Government per capita than any state, something that hasn’t ended under Sarah Palin.
But, of course, there is also insistence she’s a hero for quitting the job she was elected to serve, driven out, among other things by "delicate, tiny, very talented celebrity starlets" who oppose shooting animals from helicopters. And then this bon mot to the media, ”How about, in honor of the American soldier, you quit makin’ things up?” Yes, she managed to dedicate her quitting to soldiers who cannot until their terms are over (and sometimes not even then).
Someone had the right idea:
Larry Landry, 51, of Fairbanks held up a red, white and blue sign that that read, "Quitting: the new American value." The other side read: "Thanks for the laughs."
Yes, but you know the sequel is on the way.