Major League Baseball invited negro lefty Barack Reggie-Willy Obama to throw out first pitch at the All Star Game Tuesday night but Obama threw them a curve, canceled the game, declared martial law, and forced everyone in the stands to listen to a three hour speech about the forthcoming Glorious Workers Paradise where everyone works for the state and all baseball teams will be equally average just like the National League Central except for the Pirates who can only dream of being average.
Or something like that according to Erick Erickson:
Yes, yes, Presidents get to throw out first pitches even when they throw slow girlish balls like Obama instead of the steady, fast pitches of men like George Bush.
But one thing George Bush did not get that Barack Obama is getting from Major League Baseball is a platform to espouse his policy positions. Some of us would like a few areas in life where politics, like the Mets, get shut out. This should be one of them.
Now if you are less lazy than the average RedStater and actually click on Erick’s link it will take you to MLBgobeyond.com where you will be treated to a message from Glorious Leader asking Americans to do some of that socialist volunteering (ACORN alert!) in their communities. There is also a video message from some guy not named Bud Selig.
And what do they want you to do? Volunteer or donate to organizations like Welcome Back Veterans, the Susan G. Komen Foundation, Wheelchair Foundation, Partnership for A Drug Free America, Boys & Girls Clubs of America, the ALS Association, Make-A-Wish Foundation, Little League International Foundation, March of Dimes, and other communist front organizations. Nice try MLB and foreign negro pretend leader, but you can’t slip that weak-ass slow girlish shit past Erick Erickson who bats clean-up for the Red State Wolverines.
It is at times like this that we remember that a wise man once said that "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the tears of terminal children".
You can look it up.