Because there is nothing like bloggers blogging about bloggers connected to the blog in which the blogger is blogging about — a form of ultimate blogwhoring, (let’s call it ‘Breitbarting‘) — I hereby provide my contribution.

The nation’s most prominent famous media critic shows us that he is truly focused on the important things:

"Whatever happened to euphemisms?" I only have one of those state university educations but I’m pretty sure "blowjob" is a euphemism. But, if we’re going to play by Howie’s rules, the euphemisms that suddenly come to mind are "tool", "human balloon knot", and oh yeah, "Putz".

Eugene Robinson DO NOT take Kurtz up on his offer to polish your Pulitzer Prize.

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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