My friend Amanda wanted me to discuss the casting of Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern in an upcoming movie, but since I don’t care about DC’s non-Batman superheroes, I consider myself underqualified. Somehow that led me down a procrastination rabbit-hole that told me Natalie Portman has been cast in the Thor movie. But that doesn’t even come close to the true revelation in the link I found:

Kenneth Branagh is directing.

Kenneth Branagh? For a THOR vehicle? Shall we see Ewan MacGregor as the Odinson himself? Brian Blessed as Volstagg? Also, and this has nothing to do with our theme, but "Beta Ray Bill" by Chisel has to be featured in the soundtrack.

OH AND MARCY JUST SAID BLOWJOB ON MSNBC

Spencer Ackerman

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