David Letterman took time out on his show tonight to apologize to that snowbilly family who won’t get the fuck out of our lives and go back to their ice-hell Mayberry where they make a living meth farming or something.
During a taping of tonight’s edition of his CBS "Late Show," Letterman went much further than his last explanation of the joke, in which he quipped that a baseball player had "knocked up" Palin’s daughter.
"I told a bad joke," Letterman said. "I told a joke that was beyond flawed, and my intent is completely meaningless compared to the perception. And since it was a joke I told, I feel that I need to do the right thing here and apologize for having told that joke."
But screamer (and not in a good way) Michelle Malkin says "ptui!!" to Letterman’s so-called apology that is none of her business…but she’s going to MAKE IT HER BUSINESS!!!
With protests planned and growing anger over his vulgar abuse of the Palin family, David “The Perv” Letterman attempts a belated, half-assed apology tonight on his increasingly unfunny show via TV Week
Notice that he’s apologizing for the execution of the joke. In other words: If only he had written it more clearly to take aim at Bristol instead of Willow, he wouldn’t have been misunderstood. And he wouldn’t be under the gun having to say he’s sorry for creating the wrong “perception.” He’s sorry he didn’t pull it off better.
His initial, impudent reaction is the honest one. And it won’t be forgotten.
In other words…donuts bitchez!
Also. Stupid Human Trick.