What if Republicans can combine their insipid nepotism, potential for evil, and rank incompetence in one fecund package?

What? Okay, sorry, what if they could do it AGAIN!?

The hottest Republican property out there isn’t former Vice President Dick Cheney but his daughter Liz…is becoming so popular in conservative circles that some want her to run for office. "She’s awesome. Everyone wants her to run," said a close friend.

Wow, Lynne Cheney is Liz Cheney’s close friend? How sweet — do they burn ants with their magnifying glasses together?

Yeah, EVERYBODY wants Liz to run. Especially Democrats, because for them, she really is awesome.

Attaturk

Attaturk

In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .

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