Noted Socialist Negro Barack Obama selects  Sonia Sotomayer to assist him in aborting more babies faster, and so the legal ninjas at National Review’s Bench Memos deploy Constitutional Law and Duran Duran Fanfic expert Kathryn Jean Lopez to lead the oppositional charge (here here here and here).

Lopez was the obvious suicide-bomber choice because she’s Mexican (or close to it) and a woman (or close to it) and that nips that nasty old racism and sexism canard in the bud. Later Lopez will point out that what the Supreme Court really needs is a white Catholic man who opposes abortion; someone in the mold of Scalia, Roberts, and Alito.

You know,  like the Pope but with less empathy.

Obviously,  with opposition coming from the National Review,  Sotomayer’s nomination is DOA because the people at National Review are like the most influential people  in  the universe.




Yeah. Like I would tell you....