WHO?!

Though a judge denied disgraced former Illinois governor Rog Blagojevich’s request to shoot the reality show I‘m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here in El Salvador, the Blago Bunch is still hoping for a crack at show biz: Patti Blagojevich is negotiating a deal to be on the show with Sanjaya Malakar, Baldwin and the win-at-any-cost supermodel/TV star Janice Dickinson–Oooh battle of the foul mothed harpies! Plus a chance to listen to Janice to give Patti some plastic surgery advice!

But here’s the hitch: This story is coming from Blago’s lawyer who claims that NBC offered Mrs. Illin’ Noise a spot on the show, and says the deal is still being worked on–but there’s no word from the network confirming or denying the mouthpiece’s version.

And really, Patti’s pretty fing crazy if she thinks she’s a celebrity. She’s way less of a celeb than that chick who was in Destiny’s Child for five months and then showed up on Millionaire Matchmaker.  Heck, she’s less of a celeb than Paris Hilton’s former BFF Tinkerbell the chihuahua.

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.