Paris Hilton: Public Health Expert

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack:

This really isn’t swine flu. It’s H1N1 virus. We want to say to consumers here and abroad that there is no risk to you, there is no scientific evidence whatsoever that there is any link between consuming pork, prepared pork products, and the H1N1 virus.

Yet pork prices are dropping–um, bacon on sale!–because some people, like Paris Hilton, just don’t, like pay attentio to the news and stuff.

When asked about swine flu, the celebutant responded:

I don’t eat that.

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Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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