The Economy Stinks. And So Do You.

example.thumbnail.jpgWaterWorks advertises on late night informercials, presumably while women are lying awake in their beds wondering why they they were fired from work or dumped by a lover.  The answer preys on age old fears: It’s because they "smell down there."

The combination of a stainless steel soap bar and tap water is used by chefs as the most effective way to eliminate odors such as garlic, onions and fish from the hands of food preparers. WaterWorks uses the same principle to reduce or eliminate vaginal odor…Vaginal odor can be embarrassing and it can hurt your love life, your social life and your professional life…

Back in ye olden days, doctors prescribed medical vibrators and douches for "hysteric" women who weren’t getting the satisfaction they needed. Now with WaterWorks, women can wash away their fears and stress, knowing that the "soothing" stainless steel device is "cleared" by the FDA.

If flushing chlorinated, fluoridated tap water you won’t drink up into your girlie parts doesn’t appeal to you, you can always just fill the latex-free bag with Evian.

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Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.