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The leading contenders for the 2012 Republican Nomination are…

Newt Gingrich: Thrice married, nouveau Catholic, terror fetishist and teabaggin’ enthusiast.

Mike Huckabee: Bill Clinton with neither the Bill nor the Clinton.

Rick Perry: Secession Enthusiast — timely brought up on the anniversary of Lincoln’s death.

Sarah Palin: Secession and spousal rape Apologist– Ideal parental role-model.

Mark Sanford: Governor of the Home of Secession.

You know what’s as popular in Iowa and New Hampshire as cannibalism and herpes? Secession. 2012 looks like a good year to be Mitt Romney, and a better one to be Barack Obama.

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In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .