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Teabagging USA

With only seventy-two forty-eight hours or so before America gets teabagged by conservatives, the teabagggers are getting all hard-nippled with excitement as their big day approaches. After Wednesday, NOTHING IN AMERICA WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN because thousands of Americans scattered over hundreds of cities will take to the streets in a mighty wave and try that protesting thing that is always so effective.

Remember how world opinion ended the Iraq war in 2003? That was so cool.

In the meantime we get three days of claims, boasting, chest-thumping and the usual hilarity from the usual suspects.

The Rhetorican :

Jane Hamsher and Oliver Willis are probably asking “Who the hell are(sic) this Tea Party bunch? Where did they come from?” I’ll tell you who they are, Jane and Oliver. They’re your worst nightmare: they’re small-governmenters first and party-loyalists second.

I won’t pretend to know what the hell that worst nightmare comment is supposed to mean, but I for one are not am afraid. Also.

GayPatriotWest (not to be confused with GayPatriotNorthByNorthwest or GayPatriotWesternBaconCheeseburger):

As the tea party movement gains momentum, many supports of the President (and opponents of free markets) are becoming increasingly agitated, eager to smear, slander and otherwise discredit the movement.

For those who wisely chose to not click through GPW’s links, the first is to state of Tennessee employee Glenn Reynolds who has staked out quite a bit of territory bitching about government pork and wasteful spending for what seems like eighteen hours a day while on the people’s dime. He’s like one of those serial killers who leave clues because he wants to be caught ("Stop me before I ‘heh indeed‘ again"). Then again he has a stake in the success of the teaparties since he’s financially tied to PajamasTV who have thrown their indescribably ginourmous new media weight behind the bagging.

The other link goes to hate homunculette Michelle Malkin who has an uncanny ability to see evil lurking in the most unlikely places. According to the miniscule fear freak, hordes of crazies are going to descend upon the tea parties in an effort to make the teabaggers look…. well, stupider if that’s possible. And those are just the Glenn Beck fans. Just wait until the dirty fucking hippies infiltrate and try and engage the mostly white middle-aged teabaggers in some rhythmic clapping and slogan chanting. I’ve been to James Taylor concerts where these people try to clap along. It’s not pretty. It’s sad and horrifying, but mostly sad.

But my favorite is from the gloriously obtuse fake doctor Melissa Clouthier:

Tea Parties & More: Putting Money, Time & Energy Where Our Mouths Are

Awesome.

TBogg

Teabagging USA

With only seventy-two hours or so before America gets teabagged by conservatives the teabagggers are getting all hard-nippled with excitement as their big day approaches. After Wednesday, NOTHING IN AMERICA WILL EVER BE THE SAME AGAIN because  thousands of Americans scattered over hundreds of cities  will take to the streets in a mighty wave and try that protesting thing that is always so effective.

Remember how world opinion ended the Iraq war in 2003? That was so cool.

In the meantime we get three days of claims, boasting, chest-thumping and the usual hilarity from the usual suspects.

The Rhetorican :

Jane Hamsher and Oliver Willis are probably asking “Who the hell are(sic) this Tea Party bunch?  Where did they come from?”  I’ll tell you who they are, Jane and Oliver.  They’re your worst nightmare: they’re small-governmenters first and party-loyalists second.

 I won’t pretend to know what the hell that worst nightmare comment is supposed to mean but I for one are not am afraid. Also.

GayPatriotWest (not to be confused with GayPatriotNorthByNorthwest or GayPatriotWesternBaconCheeseburger):

 As the tea party movement gains momentum, many supports of the President (and opponents of free markets) are becoming increasingly agitated, eager to smear, slander and otherwise discredit the movement.

For those who wisely chose to not click through GPW’s links, the first is to state of Tennessee employee Glenn Reynolds who has staked out quite a bit of territory bitching about government pork and wasteful spending for what seems like eighteen hours a day while on the peoples dime. He’s like one of those serial killers who leave clues because he wants to be caught ("Stop me before I ‘heh indeed‘ again"). Then again he has a  stake in the success of the teaparties since he’s financially tied to PajamasTV who have thrown their indescribably ginourmous new media weight behind the bagging.

The other link goes to hate homunculette Michelle Malkin who has an uncanny ability to see evil lurking in the most unlikely places. According to the miniscule fear freak, hordes of crazies are going to descend upon the tea parties in an effort to make the teabaggers look…. well, stupider if that’s possible. And those are just the Glenn Beck fans. Just wait until the dirty fucking hippies infiltrate and try and engage the mostly white middle-aged teabaggers in some rhythmic clapping and slogan chanting. I’ve been to James Taylor concerts where these  people try to clap along. It’s not pretty. It’s sad and horrifying, but mostly sad.

But my favorite is from the gloriously obtuse fake doctor Melissa Clouthier:

Tea Parties & More: Putting Money, Time & Energy Where Our Mouths Are

Awesome.

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