Although not recent news, I'm just now reading this amusing claim by the all-powerful James Hartline:

James Hartline believes that because of the James Hartline Report, James Hartline has the power to make Brad Pitt's films drop in the Box Office.

From The James Hartline Report:

“Weekend box office returns show that a James Hartline Report nationwide boycott has forced Brad Pitt's new movie THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON into 3rd place following the Christmas weekend.

James Hartline, Publisher of The James Hartline Report, had stated last week that if the boycott could force Pitt's movie into 3rd place or lower that would be a major victory. Most Brad Pitt movies open in 1st place at the box office.”


James Hartline has lost all of James Hartline's marbles.




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