Happy Birthday to lil Jonathan Krohn who turns fourteen today. To celebrate, a collection of videos of Jonathan being interviewed at CPAC and, oddly enough, repeating the same talking point chunklets about his self-published book while using overly dramatic hand gestures to get his point across to the folks in the cheap seats.

Besides learning that Jonathan enjoys golf and paying the banjo for fun (and what kid in Georgia doesn’t?)  we also learn that he got his start by listening to Bill Bennett on talk radio which means that he has learned the two (hold up two fingers) most important things in life.

One: In Vegas, always stand with a hard seventeen or more


Two: in church,  always get your Snickers bar up front from the priest .

Words to live by my friends…



Yeah. Like I would tell you....