(Via super top secret for-your-eyes-only email)

In an effort to do that whole intertubestwitterblogonation thing that helped hypnotize a nation of fools into electing that colored guy , the rightwing presents:

RootsHQ.com and Strategic Activism, LLC proudly presents the first of its kind, center-right new media summit, RootsHQ 2009. The two day conference will also be home to the "Conservative Women Leadership Conference", a gathering hosted by Smart Girl Politics.

(Official RootsHQ 2009 Website)

Join hundreds of fellow eActivists in Nashville, Tennessee, on September 18th & 19th for the gathering of a lifetime!
The confirmed speakers line up is already rock solid and growing by the day.

With confirmed speakers like Erick Erickson, Saul Anuzis, Justin Hart, Chris Faulkner, Mike Krempasky, Ken Marrero, Chuck DeVore, Teri Christoph, Allen Fuller, Eric Odom, Aaron Marks, Caleb Howe, and a special video presentation from Congressman Eric Cantor, you know this is a must attend event.

(Tentative Agenda)

Social media, new media technology, internet marketing, search engine optimization, collaborative information movements and NOW media are all on the agenda for RootsHQ 2009. We’ll have some of the brightest minds of the right on hand to dig deep into each topic, and you’ll be invited to take part in the conversation as we explore ways to further the free-market movement online.

Powerful Networking Events

As if the panel discussions and high energy presentations aren’t enough… you’ll have the opportunity, through two different cocktail reception events to network and get to know others who thrive in the online environment.

Awards Ceremony/Dinner Banquet

Last, but certainly not least, you’ll be a part of our first annual RootsHQ eActivists Awards Ceremony and Dinner Banquet. You’ll be treated to a fantastic presentation of the "State of the Right Online" given by Erick Erickson of RedState.com, and you’ll hear the closing Keynote speech as we wrap up the two day event.

For those wishing to attend, it will be held at the luxurious Arte Hotel & Suites in Brentwood, Tennessee:

The ARTE’ Hotel (formerly Holiday Inn Hotel) is Brentwood-Nashville, Tennessee full service luxury hotel, set on the south side of Nashville in a prestigious Brentwood, one block east of I-65 near new Target Shopping Center. From the moment you arrive, you will know that you are truly somewhere special in a breath taking rolling acres of Brentwood, Tennessee.

This luxurious ARTE’ Hotel features 244 rooms and suites and Red Hickory restaurant that serves all American cuisine fused with international flavors. The hotel lounge is open for drinks each evening with manager’s special that may surprise you with free Hors d’oeuvre. Don’t forget to burn those calories in our Outdoor Pool, Indoor Whirlpool and Fitness Center or a casual walk around the luscious outdoor.

They had me at the new Target Shopping Center….