bunny_pinup1.thumbnail.jpgI betcha you’ve been wondering what

 duties of governing

could possibly have kept Alaska’s Frost Lady, sassy Sarah Palin, away from that conservative love-in CPAC. After all, she was was the headliner, with Rush Windbag bringing up the rear.

Why gosh darn it it, dontcha know that Saturday, February 14 is the last day of the  Iron Dog snow mobile machine race from Big Lake to Nome to Fairbanks! First Dude Todd Palin has participated every year since 1993, and that macho hunk of babymakin’ has taken first place a whopping’ four times, including in 2007, Palin’s first year as governor. First place wins a minimum of $25,000 from a total purse of $159,050.

Right now Todd’s two-man team is in fifth place.  Who knows? Maybe by Valentine’s Day (yes, that’s Saturday; I love stargazer lilies along with roses and there’s still time to get some delivered) the loving couple will have something to celebrate!  Piper and Trig were there with their mom at the race’s kickoff, but you betcha Granny Heath and Grampa Chuck can watch the kids so sexy Sarah can warm up Todd’s engine and get down to the duties of governing her man.

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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