It’s Friday so it’s time to review our entertainment options over at Andrew Breitbart’s Big Hollywood.

Before starting, I couldn’t help but notice that at the top of BigHo,  Andrew features the top stories under "Now Playing". Back in the day (say about six weeks ago) those headlines were almost entirely plugs for the posts below by Andrew’s ever-evolving roster of has-beens, never-wases, and all-around general maladroits and fuck-ups. Nowadays, not so much. Links to TMZ, the New York Times, the LA Times, and a couple of links to Breitbart’s own where he collects and reprints EmmEssEmm articles.

This is not supporting conservatives in Hollywood that I can believe in.  One can only assume that:

A) Andrew likes his clown car, just not the clowns who come tumbling out of it


B) My Friday summaries are doing the job that Andrew won’t do.

Glad to be of service. Ready…and action:

Gary Graham:

Q:  How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  The same number who would recognize me from my direct-to-DVD movies Hahahahahah— wait.    That’s not funny. Okay, two liberals walk into a fern bar…

Seth Swirsky:

Barack Obama’s minister said "Goddam America". I, on the other hand, wrote :

I feel the night explode when we’re together.
Emotion overload in the heat of pleasure.

…for Taylor Dane. So you tell me who is more of a social pariah because "I can feel my body rock every time you call my name."

John Nolte:

I like old movies.

John Nolte:

Old movies in color killed the video star or something.

Jon David:

My date with a big-titted libtard girl went well except the big-boobed broad wanted more than happy hour food, but I did get to stare at her ginormous hooters while she talked about…something. Then I went home and masturbated.

Jeffrey Jena:

Caroline Kennedy is a famous and wealthy woman. I live in a shitty town in Ohio and do stand-up routines at actuarial conferences. It must suck to be her.

Ernie Mannix:

Did you hear that noise? What was that? I heard something. Did you hear something? OMIGAWD!! IT’S IN THE HOUSE AND ITS GOING TO KILL US THEN FUCK US IN THE ASS AND THEN KILL US AGAIN!!! AIIIIEEEE!! Oh wait… pizza guy is here.

Bob Gale:

Being poor should be like being in prison. If you don’t want to do the time, don’t be poor.

John Nolte:

During WWII the celebrities were much more patriotic. I think it was because they were in black and white.

Stage Right:

Frank Rich wrote something that got me so mad that I couldn’t see straight and now I’m stuck with this post that is fundamentally wrong and now I fucking hate Frank Rich.

Steve Mason:

America WILL go TO the MOVIES THIS weekEND and spend MONEY

John Romano:

TV needs more conservative shows and lefty Larry David is just the guy to make them

Virgin Ben Shapiro:

All of the other kids at Hebrew day camp are starting to make fun of my Jack Bauer "24" lunchbox. Save me, Jack Bauer!

Michael McGruther:

Spare change? Help a brother out. Spare change? Yo! Spare change?

Andrew Leigh:

I used to turn to Atlas Shrugged to validate my worldview. Now I use cartoons because they are more closely allied with reality.

Tim Slagle:

All of the pretty boy highly-paid comedians with actual jobs aren’t doing the jokes that I would be doing if I had a gig. Fucking losers.




Yeah. Like I would tell you....