I’m watching the Republicans on the TeeVee:

We have a better plan! We didn’t use our methods to create it, (we promise)!

Our plan creates twice as many jobs as the Democrats with half the money!

us! us! us!

We are relevant, I tell you!! We ARE!!!

We know how to help this ailing economy (huh? — I thought they created this ailing economy)

How dare the Democrats think spending money will create economic stimulus? Huh? How dare they??

We are the important people!! Look at us!!!

Weah!!!!