This is the Geraldo we love–the car-chashing, window-banging, mike-shoving Geraldo! And we have Lightnin’ Rod Blagojevich’s new flak catcher Glenn Selig–who also reps suspected wife murderer, the recently engaged Drew Peterson–to thank for the high drama. Says Geraldo:

Drew Peterson is my arch-enemy.

Geraldo had scheduled an interview with Blago for today at the Fox studios, but after prepping for four days, got email from Selig  saying it was cancelled, that it had been tentative all along. So Geraldo hopped in a van with his camera crew and caught up with the greasy gov in the The View parking lot as Cuckoo was flying the coop. Hilarity ensues.

 Check out the use of language by both guys including "kangaroo court" and "double murdering." Hot.

Meanwhile Oprah graciously responded to Blago’s illin’ noise that she was under consideration to replace Obama as senator, telling pall Gayle King on the latter’s radio show:

If I had been watching as I normally watch from the treadmill, I probably would have fallen off the treadmill. I’m pretty amused by the whole thing…I think I could be senator, too. I’m just not interested.