You are the 43rd Most Loathsome Person in America

I wait every year to read the Buffalo Beast’s 50 Most Loathsome People of the Year.  Congrats, You just beat out Brett Favre!

Charges: You think it’s your patriotic duty to spend money you don’t have on crap you don’t need. You think Hillary lost because of sexism, when it’s actually because she’s just a bad liar. You think Iraq is better off now than before we invaded, and don’t understand why they’re so ungrateful. You think Tim Russert was a great journalist. You’re hopping mad about an auto industry bailout that cost a squirt of piss compared to a Wall Street heist of galactic dimensions, due to a housing crash you somehow have blamed on minorities. It took you six years to figure out what a tool Bush is, but you think Obama will make it all better. You deem it hunky dory that we conduct national policy debates via 8-second clips from “The View.” You think God zapped humans into existence a few thousand years ago, although your appendix and wisdom teeth disagree. You like watching vicious assholes insult each other on TV. You support gun rights, because firing one gives you a chubby. You cuddle falsehoods and resent enlightenment. You think the fact that 43% of whites could stomach voting for an incredibly charismatic and eloquent light-skinned black guy who was raised by white people means racism is over. You think progressive taxation is socialism. 1 in 100 of you are in jail, and you think it should be more. You are shallow, inconsiderate, afraid, brand-conscious, sedentary, and totally self-obsessed. You are American.

I’m sure they’re not talking about “us” You, but a whole bunch of “them” You.  You know, 3rd 2nd person You, not 1st 2nd person You.

Ow.  I think I just sprained my grammar bone.

Have a happy Ben Franklin’s Birthday tomorrow and join me with my special guest, the lovely and talented Pam Spaulding, as we discuss the inauguration of Barack Hussein Obama (oh, I can’t wait for the collective wingnut shiver when the traditional full name recitation of the Oath!)

WHO: Pam Spaulding!

WHAT: The Russ Belville Show

WHEN: Sat. Jan 17, 3:20pm-3:45pm Eastern Time

WHERE: XM Satellite Radio Ch. 167

We’ll be taking your calls at 888 7-RADICAL starting at 3:35pm.

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