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Not content with clogging up our arteries and expanding our asses, Anti-American donut pimps are now offering their tasty treats for free to celebrate the rise of our Black Muslim Overlord:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies — just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.

"Krispy Kreme is taking the inaugural festivities nationwide," said Ron Rupocinski, executive chef for Krispy Kreme. "We’re inviting our fans in cities across the country, including Washington, D.C., to commemorate this historic day with a favorite American treat."

You might remember a recent incident when Dunkin Donuts was caught probing our national snack defenses, only to be thwarted by America’s Crazy Racist Shouty Person, Michelle Malkin:

It’s a remarkable achievement in unconscious projection that the author of a book called Unhinged could lose her fucking marbles over a patterned scarf in a donut ad, but that’s what Michelle Malkin did when she sounded the nutbar clarion call and sicced her half-cocked league of masturbators on Rachel Ray and Dunkin Donuts for the flatly absurd notion that they were sending a message of solidarity with Palestinians. Right, Michelle — you just can’t sell donuts without joining the intifada these days. What did the nauseously spunky Ray do to incur the wrath of the Malkinoids? She wore a black and white scarf. A paisley scarf. A scarf that was clearly not a kaffiyeh, which, by the way, is just a hat that Arabs wear, not some universal symbol of jihad. In terms of completely false outrage, the only thing that rivaled this travesty of reason this year was the "lipstick on a pig" metaphor panic. But what puts this embarrassing sham over the top is that Dunkin Donuts actually apologized and pulled the ad, rather than try to explain to the fact-phobic horde that they were just blind, raging idiots with the collective brain-power of a lobotomized howler monkey.

And just because the country was sugar-crazed into voting for that colored guy (and you know how those people love fried foods) that doesn’t mean that America’s watchdogs aren’t keeping an eye out for creeping….well, creeping something-not-good stuff.

Like abortion donuts.

No. Really.

No donut for you, babykiller.

The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts.

"The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that ‘choice’ is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of ‘freedom of choice’ is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand," the group’s president, Judie Brown said in a statement.

Maybe Krispy Kreme would have been better off by limiting your "choice" of donuts. They should have offered free plain white day-old dried-up cake American Life donuts.. And if you ask for sprinkles, well, I bet everyone at Planned Parenthood knows who you are and they greet you just like they do Norm in Cheers when you show up for your quarterly abortion appointment.

So kudos, to The American Life League who are fighting "choice" one donut at a time. Rest up, lil Fast Food Culture Troopers; the war is joined and the next battle looms.

It’s going to be a whopper…

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TBogg

…and your thirteenth abortion is free.

donuts.jpg

Not content with clogging up our arteries and expanding  our asses, Anti-American donut pimps are now offering their tasty treats for free to celebrate the rise of our Black Muslim Overlord:

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American’s sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies — just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.

"Krispy Kreme is taking the inaugural festivities nationwide," said Ron Rupocinski, executive chef for Krispy Kreme. "We’re inviting our fans in cities across the country, including Washington, D.C., to commemorate this historic day with a favorite American treat."

You might remember a recent incident when Dunkin Donuts was caught probing our national snack defenses, only to be thwarted by America’s Crazy Racist  Shouty Person, Michelle Malkin:

It’s a remarkable achievement in unconscious projection that the author of a book called Unhinged could lose her fucking marbles over a patterned scarf in a donut ad, but that’s what Michelle Malkin did when she sounded the nutbar clarion call and sicced her half-cocked league of masturbators on Rachel Ray and Dunkin Donuts for the flatly absurd notion that they were sending a message of solidarity with Palestinians. Right, Michelle — you just can’t sell donuts without joining the intifada these days. What did the nauseously spunky Ray do to incur the wrath of the Malkinoids? She wore a black and white scarf. A paisley scarf. A scarf that was clearly not a kaffiyeh, which, by the way, is just a hat that Arabs wear, not some universal symbol of jihad. In terms of completely false outrage, the only thing that rivaled this travesty of reason this year was the "lipstick on a pig" metaphor panic. But what puts this embarrassing sham over the top is that Dunkin Donuts actually apologized and pulled the ad, rather than try to explain to the fact-phobic horde that they were just blind, raging idiots with the collective brain-power of a lobotomized howler monkey.

And just because the country was sugar-crazed into voting for that colored guy (and you know how those people love fried foods) that doesn’t mean that America’s watchdogs aren’t keeping an eye out for creeping….well, creeping something-not-good stuff.

Like abortion donuts.

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