The #!@%¿ Blagojevich Burger with Baloney, Naturally

0916185758_blago-burgerweb.thumbnail.jpgChi-town burger shack Kuma’s has new addition to the menu, the #!@%¿ Blagojevich Burger. It’s ten bucks for the 10-oz patty and a slice of bolgna stuffed inside a pair of grilled cheese sandwiches and decorated with a dollar sign squirt of mustard– but a note scrawled on the restaurant chalk board says "price negotiable."

To make it palatable to the ears, customers ask for the Bleepin’ Blago. The Chicago Tribune says the meaty feast is a

&%$! valuable hamburger. This thing is &!%$ golden.

But it actually sounds really unctuous, if not downright greasy.

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Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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