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The New And Improved “C” Word

Being a feminist from waaaaaaay back, I’m not particularly fond of the "C" word. You know…the one that rhymes with "bunt". I’ve used it myself, but I’m not proud of it. I have to say, though, that the times I have used the word, it’s been directed at some real bunts.

Here’s another example of that species of woMAN (rhymes with "bunt") who not only has a gender-identity crisis going on, but is quite possibly the most loathsome creature to ever inhabit your basic black dress: Ann Coulter. Aside from the fact that she appears to be a stick with bleached out hair, and her fashion sense runs the gamut from zero to duller than dirt, Coulter is repugnant from the inside out. Check out this quote from her book, "Godless: The Church Of Liberalism" regarding spouses of 9/11 victims: "I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much." She went on televsion to promote her book and it’s delightful contents and further stated that grieving widows of 9/11 were "…using their grief to make a political point." Coulter evidently thinks that anyone who questions the government about the needless deaths of their loved ones must be looking for some political clout.

In Coulter’s latest piece of literary filth, she trashes Michelle Obama—FOR BEING STYLISH! "Her obvious imitation of Jackie O’s style-the flipped-under hair-the sleeveless A-line dresses, the short strands of fake pearls-would have been laughable if done by anyone other than a media-designed saint." Wow. That’s really off the meow-meter. Someone a little jealous cuz First Lady got back and you, Ms. Bunt, could be stuffed through a cheese grater without a scratch?

Here’s what I propose: I propose we all drop using the "C" word that rhymes with "bunt" in favor of the New "C" Word: Coulter. From now on, when I encounter anyone (male or female for that matter) who fits the criteria, I’m going to yell "COULTER!" at them. I can’t be charged for obscenity, but it’s the most obscene thing I think anyone could be called.

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MadCabbieJan

MadCabbieJan

I'm 52. I love a guy named Don, and he loves me. I have a brilliant, kind, compassionate, beautiful daughter who is going to be a mom soon. I get the easy job of "GRAMMA!". I'm one of those people Republicans despise: I'm poor, I'm intelligent, I vote, and I'm a liberal. I love being on the right side of every issue :)

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