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Bush Wants Everyone To Know How Proud He Is Of His Spectacularly Successful Presidency

1354270199_da9884fca3_m.jpgOnly W. could look around at the disaster he’s created over the past 8 years and say, "Ain’t I special?"

“I would like to be a person remembered as a person who, first and foremost, did not sell his soul in order to accommodate the political process,” Bush said in the interview. “I came to Washington with a set of values, and I’m leaving with the same set of values.  And I darn sure wasn’t going to sacrifice those values.”  

I take Chimpy at his word. He was a morally lazy, pro-torture, warmongering, Constitution-burning asshole who values loyalty above all else before he got to Washington.

What else, W.?

“I’d like to be a president (known) as somebody who liberated 50 million people and helped achieve peace; that focused on individuals rather than process; that rallied people to serve their neighbor,” the president added.

He’d also probably like to be known somebody who didn’t burn the whole freaking house down through his own arrogance and incompetence.

But it ain’t gonna happen.

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