469794.thumbnail.jpgNow like Charles Keating, you can buy John McCain–and at a significant, post-election discount! Dover Books has slashed the price of their John and Cindy McCain paper doll collection by 60%, making it a fun Blue stocking stuffer or a lovely schadenfreude gift for the neo-con in your life.

While Cindy’s doll comes with simple variations of  her suit (yellow, red and blue, each with a large shiny lapel pin), Johnny Boy is quite the clothes horse: Along with a suit and a tuxedo, McHero gets a bullet proof vest for his uber-escorted stroll through Baghdad and a casual look for his town hall meetings.

The Obama paper doll set, which features Michelle, Malia and Sacha is available at full price. Because, um, they won.

[H/T: Los Angeles Times Blog]

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.

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