Bacon Beats Fries In A Sizzling Election
During the campaign, Fries couldn’t catch a break. Fast paced attack ads flipped many an opinion. Fries was unable to catch up once salty campaigner Bacon turned up the heat. He was forced to trim the fat from his campaign, which some saw as a sign that his goose was cooked.
Bacon, known for stripping pork, was able to butter up donors and fill his plate with campaign cheese — despite being caught with egg on his face numerous times.*
*Note: This article is 90% fact free.