After I posted about the Sarah Palin "love doll" a friend IMed me, typing i don’t want to sound weird or anything, but i kinda want one of those, so I gave him the link and then out of curiosity, I looked on Amazon, first discreetly searching for Sarah Palin love doll. I did not specify any category of consumer goods.

Instead of the adult item in question, I got these illogical literary recommendations and no dolls, love or otherwise: Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned the Political Establishment Upside Down (um duh "sarah palin" insta-match); The Shack ("Mac is a grief-stricken father in mid-life about to have an extraordinary experience with God," per the synopsis); Twilight:The Twilight Saga, Book 1 (because the GOP sucks?); and Brisingr: Inheritance, Book 3 ("OATHS SWORN..loyalties tested ..forces collide" Dragon and a farm boy). Okay those made no sense as a match for a fap toy. So then I tried sarah palin sex doll and sarah palin sex toy getting the same reading list.

The last search sarah palin sex delivered a really odd selection, again only books. Along with the hockey mom bio were: a porny parody of fundie-lit, Raptured: The Final Daze of the Late, Great Planet Earth: Kiss My Left Behind series (Excerpt-page 20: "…argument with her mother Ireme about whether kissing was really sex or not."); Barracuda, an "aquatic thriller"(Excerpt-page 18: "She was a stunning redhead, who oozed sex appeal out of every pore in her body"); and God, Prayer, and Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin and The Power of Prayer: (well, people do moan "oh God" during sex…)

Lisa Derrick

Lisa Derrick

Los Angeles native, attended UC Berkeley and Loyola Marymount University before punk rock and logophilia overtook her life. Worked as nightclub columnist, pop culture journalist and was a Hollywood housewife before writing for and editing Sacred History Magazine. Then she discovered the thrill of politics. She also appears frequently on the Dave Fanning Show, one of Ireland's most popular radio broadcasts.