After I posted about the Sarah Palin "love doll" a friend IMed me, typing i don’t want to sound weird or anything, but i kinda want one of those, so I gave him the link and then out of curiosity, I looked on Amazon, first discreetly searching for Sarah Palin love doll. I did not specify any category of consumer goods.
Instead of the adult item in question, I got these illogical literary recommendations and no dolls, love or otherwise: Sarah: How a Hockey Mom Turned the Political Establishment Upside Down (um duh "sarah palin" insta-match); The Shack ("Mac is a grief-stricken father in mid-life about to have an extraordinary experience with God," per the synopsis); Twilight:The Twilight Saga, Book 1 (because the GOP sucks?); and Brisingr: Inheritance, Book 3 ("OATHS SWORN..loyalties tested ..forces collide" Dragon and a farm boy). Okay those made no sense as a match for a fap toy. So then I tried sarah palin sex doll and sarah palin sex toy getting the same reading list.
The last search sarah palin sex delivered a really odd selection, again only books. Along with the hockey mom bio were: a porny parody of fundie-lit, Raptured: The Final Daze of the Late, Great Planet Earth: Kiss My Left Behind series (Excerpt-page 20: "…argument with her mother Ireme about whether kissing was really sex or not."); Barracuda, an "aquatic thriller"(Excerpt-page 18: "She was a stunning redhead, who oozed sex appeal out of every pore in her body"); and God, Prayer, and Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin and The Power of Prayer: (well, people do moan "oh God" during sex…)