Jon Stewart’s not taking sides, but…
"Neither of them is perfect, but if you, out of nowhere, are going to grab a woman out of the woods and make her your vice presidential candidate, what can I do?
"[Sarah Palin] is like Jodie Foster in the movie ‘Nell,’ " Stewart continued. "They just found her, and she was speaking her own special language.
"Have you noticed how [Palin’s] rallies have begun to take on the characteristics of the last days of the Weimar Republic? In Florida, she asked ‘Who is Barack Obama?’ Hey, lady, we just met YOU five f-ing weeks ago."
Conclusive proof that Jon Stewart is not a Republican: He cares about his country more than his paycheck.