Oct. 6 – The FBI and Department of Homeland Security today issued an analytical "note" to U.S. law-enforcement officials cautioning that al-Qaida terrorists have in the past expressed interest in attacking public buildings using a dozen suicide bombers each carrying 20 kilograms of explosives.

Authors with the U.S. Office of Intelligence and Analysis added that they have "no credible or specific information that terrorists are planning operations against public buildings in the United States." The FBI and DHS analysts said they were releasing the note because "it is important for local authorities and building owners and operators to be aware of potential attack tactics."

Dear Bush Administration/RNC Cabal:

We are in receipt of your audition tape labeled "Fearmongering II: October Surprise Boogaloo".

Unfortunately, our current program scheduling requirements demand that we book acts that aren’t so dated.

Thank you for your interest and good luck in your future ventures.


The American People



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