I won’t be able to watch the debate tonight so let me know if former prisoner of war John McCain cracks under the pressure, pulls a gun, and starts blasting away at the assembled media.

An act, I might add, that would be applauded by the NRA as a perfectly natural convergence between the 1st and 2nd amendments.

My dream question from the audience: "Senator McCain, Sarah Palin? Really? I mean, are you kidding? What the fuck?"

Okay. That’s four questions…

Your debate drinking game word: lonewolf , because Maverick just isn’t mavericky enough anymore.