Unfortunately I won’t be able to watch the Most Important Debate In The History Of The Universe tonight, but it appears that Stupid Sarah Palin is going to go after Joe Biden like he’s a spine-shattered animal shivering on the ground and she’s circling back in a Black Hawk helicopter willing to use the 30 mm chain gun on his shivering body until all that is left of Joe is a pink smear and a hair plug in the snow:
Sarah Palin plans to go on the attack in tonight’s debate, hitting Joe Biden for what she will call his foreign policy blunders and penchant for adopting liberal positions on taxes and other issues, according to campaign officials involved in prepping her for tonight’s showdown.
The Palin camp is projecting surprising self-confidence in the pre-debate hours, despite the vice presidential nominee’s uneven — and, at some points, peculiar — performances in recent television interviews, the officials say. Top advisers to John McCain privately say Palin’s recent CBS interview was a borderline disaster, especially since it played out in several segments over several days. Tonight will be different, they say.
“This is going to finally put her back into a position where we see her like we saw her the first couple weeks,” a McCain official said. “She was herself. She was authentic, and people related to that. … Tonight, she’ll get into a rhythm. You’re going to see her in a way that you haven’t seen her yet.”
Biden, of course, will be unable to defend himself against this onslaught of unrestrained snowbilly fury lest he be accused of being mean, condescending, misogynistic, smirky, a bully, all Mr. Smarty-Pants Know-It-All Book-Learnin’ Believes In Gravity Braniac Man.
He is doomed.
Better warm up Hillary in the bullpen.