Jeannie C. Riley  "Harper Valley P.T.A."

You might be an idiot if:

You nominate the former head of The Harper Valley P.T.A. to be Vice President of the United States.

You keep meeting up with Katie Couric.

You graduated with a degree in journalism, but can’t name one newspaper you’ve read.

You don’t understand the source or value of your husband’s Union provided health care benefits.

You think your friend of 30 years "made a choice" to be gay.

Mercy sakes alive, the stupid, it burns so bad even Dan Quayle could make it feel better.

 What’s on your mind tonight?

Eureka Springs

Eureka Springs

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