Jeannie C. Riley "Harper Valley P.T.A."
You might be an idiot if:
• You nominate the former head of The Harper Valley P.T.A. to be Vice President of the United States.
• You keep meeting up with Katie Couric.
• You graduated with a degree in journalism, but can’t name one newspaper you’ve read.
• You don’t understand the source or value of your husband’s Union provided health care benefits.
• You think your friend of 30 years "made a choice" to be gay.
Mercy sakes alive, the stupid, it burns so bad even Dan Quayle could make it feel better.
What’s on your mind tonight?