John McCain is "afraid Americans do not understand" when they ask Republican candidates questions they are practicing "gotcha journalism".

I understand this day and age `gotcha’ journalism. Is that a pizza place? In a conversation with someone who you didn’t hear … the question very well, you don’t know the context of the conversation. Grab a phrase. Gov. Palin and I agree that you don’t announce that you’re going to attack another country."

Especially from those damned pizza places. No wonder Americans have never taken to this bizarre ethnic food. To appeal to real Americans you have to eat at trendy asian fusion restaurants. That’s what a hero does! As Tucker Bounds will tell you, "for five and a half years John McCain could not eat asian food".

How dare those "townhall" participants even ask McCain their scripted questions. Asking questions is un-American, where do you people think you are, Canada? And Sarah Palin knows all about Canada, while she’s keeping an eye on Russia, she has Trig, Bristol, Track, Lugnut and Distributor Cap watching the Yukon preventing "two-line passes" and "icing".

Just do not ask questions.



In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .