Not only has the economy collapsed since I left for Afghanistan, but Steve Dunleavy is apparently retiring from the New York Post. I don’t accept this! There is no equal to Dunleavy: a drink-fight-and-fuck tabloid demagogue whose conservatism never exactly translated from the original Australian. Without him, New York merely has Andrea Peyser, who reads like an unintelligent Petronella Wyatt misdirecting the anger she feels after misplacing her keys on the subway. Life sucks and I should have stayed in Afghanistan.

Spencer Ackerman

Spencer Ackerman

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