Your Sunday Morning Sermonette on Saturday night just in case you’re too hung over:
7. During Jesus’ Thousand Year Reign, faithful humans will become perfect, and the whole earth will be a paradise.
And people of all nationalities will join together under The Umbrella of God and eat and drink and be merry. And every lion who accepts Jesus into his heart as his Lord and Savior will be given a beach ball as foretold in the Book of Funicello 3:16.