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FDL EXCLUSIVE: Joe Lieberman Tutors Sarah Palin On Foreign Policy

As Christy noted, it appears that the McSame campaign has concluded that Sarah Palin might not know jack about needs a little help with foreign policy. So who did they enlist to tutor her? Joe Lieberman. And FDL’s moles in the McSame campaign got ahold of a transcript of their first session:

Sarah: I am so psyched about working with you, Joe. This is exciting!

Lieberman: Glad to help, Sarah. It’s critical that we don’t allow the Democrat Party to win the election.

Sarah: Totally. Oh my God. I hate them.

Lieberman: OK, Sarah — let’s talk about Hezbollah.

Sarah: Oh, I think your wife is just lovely.

Lieberman: No, no, no. Not Hadassah — Hezbollah.

Sarah: Sorry! Is she your daughter?

Lieberman: Let’s move on. Do you want me to brief you on Georgia?

Sarah: Nope, we’re good. I was at a governor’s conference in Atlanta last year.

Lieberman: Alright. Well, what do you know about Iraq?

Sarah: We’re on a mission from God.

Lieberman: Well, that’s certainly true, but…

Sarah: And it’s critically important that His will be done there.

Lieberman: Right, but…

Sarah: Are you a man of faith, Joe?

Lieberman: Yes, very much so.

Sarah: Where do you go to church?

Lieberman: I’m Jewish.

Sarah: You are?! I had no idea! God bless you!

Lieberman: Thanks.

Sarah: Can I take a minute here and tell you about a wonderful group called Jews for Jesus?

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