Knocked Up or
High School Horizontal

It would be wrong and unseemly to take any joy in the fact that young Bristol Palinis heavy with child despite the fact that her mother is all about the abstinence only.

So instead we will take the time to blame her father, Todd Palin, because he was obviously too drunk to drive his precious daughter to the Purity Ball. After all, while his wife was busy keeping the Russkies from occupying the Aleutians somebody had to be responsible for protecting his daughter’s southern borders from invading Spermatazoans.

As for the McCain campaign and the people who vetted Sarah Plain, well it looks like Bristol Palin isn’t the only one who got fuc– participated in the most intimate and beautiful moment two soulmates can experience.

In the back of a snowmobile.

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