Lick An Ibex’s Smelly Asshole

Oh no! Bill Donahue of the Catholic League demands that the DNC not credential blogs he doesn’t like!

“The list of credentialed blogs include radical sites like The Daily Kos. Worse are blogs that feature anti-Catholic and obscene material. The two most offensive are Bitch Ph.D. and Towleroad. …["]

How nice of Bill Donahue to inform us that dKos, BPhd & Towleroad do not "offer legitimate commentary." The Great Orange Satan can obviously defend itself, as can Bitch & Towleroad, but I have to say: I’ve had Bitch Ph.D to my house for the last two UnfoggeDCons, and she’s lovely, the life of the party. Donahue’s beef, in large part, concerns the fact that Bitch is a pro-choice Catholic. Her blog is great, her perspective on monogamy refreshing and honest, and Bill Donahue loads it on his laptop after his wife goes to sleep. What’s his problem with Towleroad?

Towleroad describes itself as ‘A Site with Homosexual Tendencies.’ Accordingly, it shows men in jock straps and underwear…["]

How dare there be gays on the internet! Amazingly, Donahue lists the jock strap photos before citing an allegedly offensive post about the Pope. No one who isn’t a closeted homosexual would be so distressed about unapologetic displays of homosexuality. You should just come out of the closet, Bill. We’ll accept you for who you are.

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