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Paris Hilton Announces For President With An Energy Plan as Good As Obama’s

So yeah, here’s the sad thing.  Paris’s energy plan, probably put in the can before Obama compromised, is essentially Obama’s post-compromise plan.  No real difference.  Here’s the truth, given the stupidity required of presidential candidates and presidents once they got into power, I suspect she’d be a better Pres than John McCain.  I know she’d be a better president than George Bush.  And, well, I suppose Obama would be a better president, but as Paris continues to unveil her platform (I’m praying) maybe I’ll change my endorsement.  I wonder if she’s for warrantless wiretapping?  

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Ian Welsh

Ian Welsh

Ian Welsh was the Managing Editor of FireDogLake and the Agonist. His work has also appeared at Huffington Post, Alternet, and Truthout, as well as the now defunct Blogging of the President (BOPNews). In Canada his work has appeared in and BlogsCanada. He is also a social media strategy consultant and currently lives in Toronto.

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