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John McCain Sings Songs Of Bromance

Bush I hear you calling
But my friend I’m quite busy now
Besides my friends are aging
And we can’t hear high-pitched sounds

Just a few more hours
And I’ll be snugglin’ up to you
The Iraqis love Obama
Oh Bush what can I do?
Bush what can I do?

My friend I feel so empty
Yet your heads an empty dome
I’m always somewhere lyin’
And polls show you’re all alone

Just a few more hours
And I’ll be cuddlin’ next to you
directing a carpet bombin’
Oh Bush what can I do
Bush what can I do?



In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .