Via Pitchfork, Lil Wayne will get money from champagne sparkling wine champagne.

Wayne will launch his own champagne line, called Halo, this fall. Halo will come in four varieties: Halo Brut, Halo Brut Vintage, Halo Rose, and Halo Pinnacle.

Vibe.com describes each variety thusly: "Halo Brut offers a golden blush with a lemon cream and roasted hazelnut flavor with a citrus-y finish, while Halo Brut Vintage presents a sparkling amalgamation of almonds and lemon blossoms with a creamy consistency. The third champagne, Halo Rose, is blended with the delightful aromas of crushed raspberries, mint, and pomegranate that will remind wine aficionados of Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes. Halo Pinnacle is a Chardonnay laden with the texture of pure fruit, and the taste of lime-tree flowers and roasted hazelnuts is very noticeable."

That sounds fucking disgusting. Can we make a deal? Just set up a PayPal account and give Wayne between $10 and $20 million so we just save him the trouble. Plus, if you drink Weezy’s champagne, do you have to immediately say No Homo?

Spencer Ackerman

Spencer Ackerman

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