bush-flightsuit-doll02.jpgAfter all, the last eight years has definitely proved the value of occasionally flying a military airplane.

This man has definitely proven that because he can fly a jet, he’s fully capable of crashing the entire country!

So let’s just extrapolate, the latest indication that a 4-star ground pounder is completely unable to question the ability of a military pilot to lead the country on the basis of flight training and skills.

If only this had only been the policy in the past.

We could have been spared this guy, who not only couldn’t fly, he couldn’t walk.

Just think, if we followed the philosophy of just admitting those who can fly, can better lead, we would have managed to avoid all that World War II unpleasantness by having summit meetings between the President of the United States and the Chancellor of Germany:

And nothing bad ever happened again…*



In 1949, I decided to wrestle professionally, starting my career in Texas. In my debut, I defeated Abe Kashey, with former World Heavyweight boxing Champion Jack Dempsey as the referee. In 1950, I captured the NWA Junior Heavyweight title. In 1953, I won the Chicago version of the NWA United States Championship. I became one of the most well-known stars in wrestling during the golden age of television, thanks to my exposure on the Dumont Network, where I wowed audiences with my technical prowess. I was rumored to be one of the highest paid wrestlers during the 1950s, reportedly earning a hundred thousand dollars a year. My specialty was "the Sleeper Hold" and the founding of modern, secular, Turkey.

Oops, sorry, that's the biography of Verne Gagne with a touch of Mustafa Kemal.

I'm just an average moron who in reality is a practicing civil rights and employment attorney in fly-over country .