What We’ve Learned About Barack Obama So Far
The wingnuts have helpfully uncovered some very interesting factoids about the Junior Senator from
Islamabad Illinois that I did not know. Since we’ve only got 5 months until the general, I thought it’d be good to review them, so we all make the best possible choice.
Thanks to them, we now know that Obama is a Muslim and a radical leftist — more specifically, a Marxist who idolizes Che Guevara. But we’ve also found out that he’s a fascist who’s like Hitler with a Messiah complex and cult-like supporters.
And it’s only June. They’re just getting warmed up. I can’t wait until they reveal that he’s a gay abortionist pornographer who eats puppies.