220px-Barack_Obama.jpgThe wingnuts have helpfully uncovered some very interesting factoids about the Junior Senator from Islamabad Illinois that I did not know. Since we’ve only got 5 months until the general, I thought it’d be good to review them, so we all make the best possible choice.

Thanks to them, we now know that Obama is a Muslim and a radical leftist — more specifically, a Marxist who idolizes Che Guevara. But we’ve also found out that he’s a fascist who’s like Hitler with a Messiah complex and cult-like supporters.

Additionally, we’ve discovered that Obama’s a racist, elitist snob who is blatantly unpatriotic and hates America and, not surprisingly, is married to someone who hates America even more.

But most disturbingly, it appears that Senator Obama might not be American citizen and is a Manchurian Candidate who’s quite possibly a terrorist.

And it’s only June. They’re just getting warmed up. I can’t wait until they reveal that he’s a gay abortionist pornographer who eats puppies.

Blue Texan

Blue Texan