The Big Reveal

For weeks now Larry Johnson and the No Quarter Shriekers have been promising the Michelle Obama "whitey tape " that would surely launch Hillary Clinton on her way to her rightful place as the boss of you and me. Last night came word that today would be Whitey Day and, like the end of a M. Night Shyamalan film, we now know that everyone can now shake their heads and ask, "Are you fucking kidding me?" as they walk, grumbling, out of the theater, suckered again.

From what I understand, it is a tape of Michelle Obama criticizing the Bush administration.

How you’d write it:

Why did Bush cut folks off medicaid?
Why did Bush let New Orleans drown?
Why did Bush do nothing about Jena?
Why did Bush put us in Iraq for no reason?

How you’d say it:

Why’d he cut folks off medicaid?
Why’d he let New Orleans drown?
Why’d he do nothing about Jena?
Why’d he put us in Iraq for no reason?

How Larry Johnson wants you to hear it:

Whitie cut folks off medicaid?
Whitie let New Orleans drown?
Whitie do nothing about Jena?
Whitie put us in Iraq for no reason?

This must be a great relief to the folks at No Quarter having finally shared this shocking revelation as well unburdening themselves of the curse of credibility all in one grand face-plant in a pile of horseshit.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....