Florida: teacher bounced for toothpick 'wizardry' in class
Help me understand this batsh*ttery, please. From the great Sunshine State town of Land O’ Lakes…
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land O’ Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
“I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue. You can’t take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'” he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.
“I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’ ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.
Tampa Bay’s 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn’t just the wizardry and that Piculas had other performance issues, including “not following lesson plans” and allowing students to play on unapproved computers.
Piculas said he knew nothing about the accusations.
“That… I think was embellished after the fact to try to cover what initially what they were saying to me,” he said.
Hat tip to reader Beth, who said “I assume this is the result of some fundies and their anti-harry-potter obsession?”